“You got me a book.
You’re the lord of hell and you got me a book.
Fuck you Dad.”
“Dad you went to home depot and picked up a flashlight and a notebook.
…*sigh*
That’s why you were gone for six years.”
have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”
(via warblers-and-wh0recruxes)
yes im a boy
yes i knit things
This guy should be some crazy DC villain…
OH MY GOD YES PLEASE.
oh god someone do this
FERNACULAR
GET ON IT
I think I’ll call him… THE KNITTER!
He robs banks with the help of his little quilted monsterscan anyone put an end to his reign of warm and cozy terror!?
^^^^^
(via aldielshala)
(via tom--haverf0rd)
i just want you for my own (x)
(via bootytveit)
I don’t know if you’ve heard, but Curiosity found something “earthshaking” on Mars, but NASA won’t yet say what it is because they want to make sure their data is correct because this is potentially an unbelievably important find for humanity, and in conclusion, this is a pretty cool time to be alive.
(via hormoaning)